Grinning Green Ghost Pogo Hammer! New weapon unlocked! First he clears all the hammers out of the way, because I guess Rose was bored? Anyhow, he makes a. He combines two of them and then uses the combined hole (or WHOLE! Ha ha ha. > The wisdom of Harry Anderson leads to a breakthrough in the punch-card, uh, thing. Caveney has an odd obsession with calling "Harry the Hat" elfish. > The book itself is a bit of an odd read. Sadly his 'dex does not come with that handy 'detect collisions' dealy. > John starts to learn his way around his sylladex, cleverly manipulating the Harry Anderson book (by Mike Caveney) to put his PDA in a more auspicious location. While it is put to use killing an Imp, it does not level up. She also messes around with the totems, constructing a hammer and even a new version of the Green Grinning Ghost Pogo Ride, bane of the Egbert's backyard for so long. She goes to work with the remains of Shale Imps to make sylladex cards for John. > Is the Atheneum like his inventory? I thought that was the sylladex. Even the captchalogued card gets a totem, but it's a card with a blank card so it lacks something in the pizzazz department. This continues with his other sylladex cards. > Using the punch cards, John's able to craft several totems from the cruxite dowels. John crafts a rude tent in his room with items at hand, because it's never too late to build a blanket fort. > I don't want to be Elfstar anymore, I want to be John. > HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE-SPLOSION! Also there's a note to Dave to bring Cal gaaaaah and come to the roof, presumably from Bro. TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shitÄave is also winning me over by being the funniest. TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like > Rose, because I don't think she is a nice person, starts to rap about it. However, lines like 'im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses' cannot help but break down my personal barriers toward the lad. And not, like, 'Dave is cool.' No, I was in fact dismissive of him. > At first, it's true, I was cool on Dave. Instead he fires up the Pesterlog with Rose. (If that panel is supposed to go in slow motion, genius.) You can almost see the last string of sanity Dave had twang and then snap. > Dave seeks to climb into the crawlspace, and of course is drowned in a veritable sea of Muppet tush.
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Egbert, I don't think he's a serial killer. At this point, I think Homestuck fans were playing by the adventure game axiom of 'take it if it's not nailed down. > 'Whirling blade pitcher' is pretty cool. > Chi chi chi chi, ca ca ca ca, KILL KILL KILL KILL. Also cherry bombs in the ice maker, because of course. One wonders if a government agency has, or perhaps should check in on the Strider family from time to time. This explains Dave keeping his apple juice in the closet.
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> "This hunger is so ill-mannered it would make a room full of snooty dowagers commit mass sucicide." He's the most well-armed adventure game character ever! He makes desperate sacrifices to take his skateboard. > T'would appear Dave is reaching a sort of velvet toy critical mass. Then there's the nunchucks AHHHHH CAL but Dave gets it sorted. He nearly impales himself with a flight of throwing stars, but DUDE DODGE! For all the crap he gives John about John's captcha thingy, Dave's seems little better. > Both fireworks and shuriken in Dave's specifbus go. I think Bro was trying to set up the second act of the Smuppets smuff film. My kitchen also has fireworks and shuriken, but I do not possess such a fetching pair of kama. just sort of putters around his kitchen for a while. > After discarding a notion to wield the Buster Sword, Dave. You're not totally sure how you feel about that." I say again, ew, BRO. It seems you may have just been an unwitting accessory to some sort of grisly puppet snuff film. "You spot one of your BRO'S many WEBCAMS nearby, recording the incident. Dave ventures into the kitchen and after putting a katana into his strife specibus, he's commanded by invisible hands to puree a puppet.